surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

h0odrich:

is that pronounced like lasagna

h0odrich:

is that pronounced like lasagna

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

buttercreamdicks:

Harry wearing a Saint Laurent blazer from the Menswear Fall/Winter 2015 collection (Not available yet)

HARRY STYLES IS SO RICH HE WEARS COATS FROM THE FUTURE

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

Baby: m-m
Mom: mama?
Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

niallhorantheirish:

Harry at the airport in Los Angeles - 21.07.2014 (x)

niallhorantheirish:

Harry at the airport in Los Angeles - 21.07.2014 (x)